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  • 86 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:18am

    5:43- you're waiting for five o'clock to roll around? and you wrote that at 5:43?

  • 78 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:06pm

    5:46 its waste not waist

  • 71 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:55pm

    Do not watch swords lol

  • 64 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:08pm

    Come back to me once you've watched Cloverfield hammered. ;)

  • 77 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:12pm

    8:06, are you familiar with the use of 'sic'? 9:18, are you familiar with time zones?

  • 64 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:44pm

    Hey 5:43 shut the fuck up that shot is way too Long! Go help some crippled people or retards And stop waisting everyones time!

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:06pm

    everyone on this thread has clothes like a dick head.

  • 73 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:50pm

    Hey 5:44...get a grip on yourself...and use some lube so you don't chaff.

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:07pm

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:26pm

    Stop reading into things. This site is meant to bring humor who honestly cares if 'i' is capitalized or not

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:46pm

    5:43 here, and guess what 5:44? WE'RE ALL HERE TO WAIST [sic] TIME!!!!!!

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:07pm

    Hey 6:02 that corny shit you already used on another text. I hope a big black guy rapes you in your loose asshole! You will regret that post you fuck!

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:09am

    hangover+Charlie and The Chocolate Factory= Worst. Decision. Ever! ~ruby

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:28pm

    haahahaha this is the best

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:43pm

    What 5:26, I'm not allowed to make observations on texting habits? I think it's interesting that someone would take the time to capitalize "The Perfect Storm", but not bother with the letter 'i'. Says something about their self-respect, if you ask me. But then, I'm just bored and desperately waiting for five o'clock to roll around.

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:33am

    ahh see i dont like this. because thats a reallly funny joke and now i cant use it because all my other friends will read this and call me out of how i saw it off here.

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:00am

    ahhh same thing happened to me when i tried watching Castaway then Finding Nemo

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:57pm

    I get seasick too, that movie sucked.

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:22pm

    so you capitalized "The Perfect Storm", but didn't using a capital I?