If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
my shit smells like andre
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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