This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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