Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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