He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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