So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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