I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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