I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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