Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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