How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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