The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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