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singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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