can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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