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  • 49 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:29am

    breakfast of champions! bahaha

  • 42 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:12am

    Adderall + Juice Plus + Water = my every-morning defibrillator. Chase with cigarette and Diet Coke to take the edge off.

  • 51 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:23am

    Love it. TOTES HOW MY LIFE NEEDS TO BE.

  • 44 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:31am

    10 :46 get over your spell check ability, its quite annoying

  • 43 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:56pm

    i'm 1135! i love teddy bears and rainbows <3 <3 <3 hostile enough? cuz i put a lot of thought into it :)

  • 41 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:32pm

    This sounds like an FML.

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:47pm

    1046 - you're my hero.

  • 40 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:15pm

    This is my life story

  • 40 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:21pm

    sounds delicious..........

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:46pm

    you'd think since adderall is supposed to increase cognitive awareness, you'd spell it correctly.

  • 42 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:36pm

    3rd adderall breakfast post today. way to suck.

  • 37 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:13am

    1:59 Fuck you up the ass with a chainsaw

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:12am

    I think the original poster might be my twin, that's my breakfast everyday :)

  • 36 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:08pm

    Line of coke + marlboro red= breakfast perfection

  • 37 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:04pm

    1135 you're not hostile enough. go ahead & take another. amp it up a bit.

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:56pm

    You keep adderall in your fridge? Stay in school. Study hard. You dumb fucking twat. FAKE TEXT IS FAKE! I hate this site.

  • 35 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:52pm

    I can't remember if she said "ping pong balls" or "king kong's balls". Fuck.

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:35am

    I bet you are the skinniest person alive

  • 35 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:48pm

    didn't adderrrall go outta style years ago??

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:52am

    amphetamines for life!!!

  • 34 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:13am

    1:13 hahahahhaha goood one!

  • 33 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:00pm

    whats with the "my breakfast consisted of (insert random breakfast food) and (insert illegal substance), my life is in order." texts

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:07am

    get your life together.

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:55pm

    i'd go with kong balls. any day.

  • 32 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:58am

    calm down 1:08, for real

  • 30 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:55am

    The pressure of living in south florida..

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:49pm

    best breakfast ever!

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:44am

    My breakfast was what I call the Britney Spears Special -- Marlboro Reds and sugar-free Red Bull.

  • 31 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:32am

    Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:27am

    1:19, adderall is legal.........duh

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:15am

    Ahhhh so jealous, sounds delicioussss and amen to whoever said adderall is eternal, it seriously is. always and foreverrrr..... each moment with youuuu...

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:58am

    sounds like a gainesville girl to me

  • 32 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:29am

    Pathetic. FYL. Oh wait, wrong website, must be an fml reject!

  • 30 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:33pm

    great way to start off the day

  • 30 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:08am

    "totes" is a retarded word. And all you first and lasters. Grow the fuck up

  • 31 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:35pm

    That, my friends, is the REAL breakfast of champions.

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:49am

    3:53, you need to chill out - either lower your dosage or smoke weed.

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:53am

    Haha, that's what I had for breakfast too. But it's not really about insecurity...it's about having ADHD...and slimfast is a quick breakfast with a lot more protein and vitamins then I would usually be getting. But still, I find this funny :).

  • 29 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:33pm

    you're hilarious 11:18

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:19am

    why adderall? Are you in sixth grade? Buy some fucking coke!

  • 30 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:56pm

    lasttttttttttttttttttttt. hahaha loser.

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:20am

    This is more sad than funny.

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:34pm

    might i suggest weed brownies as an alternative to slimfast

  • 27 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:04am

    Why is the adderall in the fridge?

  • 24 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:00pm

    david? is that you bro?

  • 25 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:51pm

    we keep it classy in the 954 lol

  • 25 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:46pm

    What the fuck is an insecurity buffet? That's so stupid. Not funny.

  • 31 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:35pm

    10:48, you have to be fucking stupid to think adderall is out of style. or was ever in style. adderall is the shit always and forever. but that doesn't make it a "STYLE."