Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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