What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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