He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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