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  • 95 69
    Submitted by Ballerodo on Jan 30, 11 at 1:42am

    My dad bought me one for Christmas... were Jews.

  • 85 63
    Submitted by stephariel920 on Jan 30, 11 at 8:01pm

    bahaha last night I totally went up to a cop and asked him if I could borrow his breathalyzer!

  • 86 84
    Submitted by joe_says_so on Jan 30, 11 at 1:43am

    Steeldude, how do you know he wasn't driven by another person... Or that he wasn't at home in the first place! Your dumb.

  • 81 83
    Submitted by etcmaverick on Jan 29, 11 at 10:12pm

    I did that too man got it jacked at a kato party

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    Submitted by JiggyJamesG on Jan 31, 11 at 9:59pm

    I think you need to read the Sushi Pants Tucker Max story and reevaluate the conclusion of a breathalyzer being "responsible".

  • 79 83
    Submitted by the88thpianoman on Jan 29, 11 at 9:25pm

    OP, you won't regret that. A fuel cell drunk box is the greatest purchase I've ever made.

  • 79 85
    Submitted by firefly28 on Jan 29, 11 at 5:34pm

    @steeldude what makes you think that the op drove home? There is nothing in this text to suggest that.\n\n\nAnd you gotta love southern Minnesota. :)

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    Submitted by steeldude on Jan 29, 11 at 3:25pm

    how is this responsible? you had to drive home to go on eBay

  • 71 89
    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Jan 30, 11 at 11:06am

    @steeldude you don't have to be able to drive to order a breathalyzer...I never had a drivers license but I have a breathalyzer

  • Submitted by jondime23 on Jan 30, 11 at 7:08pm

    That doesn't make u responsible at all....wtf?

  • Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Jan 29, 11 at 2:46pm

    First bitches. drink that haterade