I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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