You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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