he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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