My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Randomize