We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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