what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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