dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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