is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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