There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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