he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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