my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize