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  • Submitted by wtfwjd on Apr 2, 10 at 11:49pm

    My own penis. Beat that. Please? I'll buy you dinner first

  • Submitted by laxsta33 on Apr 2, 10 at 11:57pm

    Try ex girlfriends mom ha

  • Submitted by tinml3648 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:32pm

    Brother's best friend FTW

  • Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Apr 2, 10 at 10:19pm

    this site has been complete shit the past few days

    • 69 79
      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 2, 10 at 10:34pm

      Oddly, that's the same thing you've been saying for months now.

    • 72 92
      Submitted by shutup on Apr 2, 10 at 11:30pm

      i'm sorry to hear that your happiness is contingent on the quality of TFLN

  • Submitted by leahhhhh on Apr 2, 10 at 10:57pm

    I wonder how many people like their own comments. I know I do.

    • 54 63
      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 2, 10 at 11:19pm

      I only do when I post it late and I want more people to see it. If I get one of the first few posts, I don't bother.

  • 83 58
    Submitted by summerlovin on Apr 3, 10 at 9:37am

    twin brothers :)

  • 91 75
    Submitted by taybaybay1 on Apr 3, 10 at 1:15am

    Best friends TWIN brother... Ha

  • 70 55
    Submitted by blahalb on Apr 2, 10 at 10:43pm

    dicks

  • 77 70
    Submitted by hallo on Apr 3, 10 at 5:32am

    why does snoopdogg carry a umbrella?????????????????????\nFODRIZZLEEEEEEEEEEEE YESSIR!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 78 73
    Submitted by FlirtAlert on Apr 3, 10 at 4:28pm

    ex-boyfriend's brother

  • 86 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 12:20pm

    I knew a girl that did two brothers and their dad. Then when she found out she was preggers she had a hard time figuring out daddy, grandpa, uncle.

  • 78 76
    Submitted by MountainPeake on Apr 3, 10 at 2:18am

    whore

  • 69 60
    Submitted by Premeau on Apr 3, 10 at 7:54am

    I once rang a blokes door bell and rang like Sebastian Coe. beat that

  • 68 59
    Submitted by detroitechno on Apr 3, 10 at 9:31pm

    Friend and her little sister in the same day...

  • 68 59
    Submitted by SouthernBreed21 on Apr 3, 10 at 12:13pm

    4 of my sisters friends, beat that.

  • 76 75
    Submitted by KELLIS on Apr 3, 10 at 9:32am

    Did u blow him or he blow u? And for me, many of best friends and one best friends friend and their brother, omg three guyz and me, what a night! Beat that! In the great wordz of LMAFO "I am not a whore, but I like to do it" Great Awesome YaY!

  • 74 73
    Submitted by htvallee on Apr 2, 10 at 10:29pm

    Who doesn't get with there best friends brothers!!!!?!

  • Submitted by edare9439 on Apr 2, 10 at 11:30pm

    All three of my best friend's brothers.\nBeat THAT.

  • 62 55
    Submitted by blinkgirl23 on Apr 5, 10 at 10:59pm

    i effed my bisexual ex boyfriend's ex boyfriend.

  • 72 79
    Submitted by iamhungry123 on Apr 3, 10 at 4:10am

    Bestfriend!!! Ha ;p

  • 59 55
    Submitted by ggores on Jun 28, 10 at 2:03am

    Best friends brother and the members in his band

  • 65 67
    Submitted by anon_y_mas on Apr 3, 10 at 3:59pm

    Ex girlfiends little sister

  • 60 60
    Submitted by brownc2637 on Apr 3, 10 at 10:36pm

    Not one but two little sisters and one friends girlfriends (same guy, two different girlfriends). Beat that! me and my friend are still cool.

    • 43 65
      Submitted by brownc2637 on Apr 3, 10 at 10:48pm

      No joke, buddy did that.

  • 75 91
    Submitted by Dex43 on Apr 3, 10 at 4:06am

    Sounds like Ho-Lympics. Nebraska's in the lead, let's see who answers.

  • 75 91
    Submitted by luuuuuucylu on Apr 3, 10 at 3:44am

    brother's best friend. what now?

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Penguinsssss on Apr 3, 10 at 1:20am

    best friend.. or is that not as bad?

  • 69 80
    Submitted by BUHttress on Apr 3, 10 at 1:03am

    Dude, my beat friend boned my brother. Worst thing you can do to your best friend, just saying. Oh, especially if you deny it for over a year.

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Ecstacy on Apr 3, 10 at 12:33am

    Best friend's older sister ;)

  • 62 67
    Submitted by care44 on Apr 5, 10 at 6:31pm

    ex-boyfriend (of 3 months) best friend...whom he confides in about everything regarding us beat that

    • 49 78
      Submitted by hilaryb on Apr 15, 10 at 9:22pm

      Same, but I dated a guy, then dated his best friend for two and half years, and am now back with the first guy. They're still best friends and everyone gets along.

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 11:11pm

    Tied that ;) I feel you

  • 65 74
    Submitted by henai on Apr 3, 10 at 8:54pm

    Ex boyfriends brother, beat that!

  • 62 68
    Submitted by BroKing on Apr 2, 10 at 10:17pm

    lmao

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 5:30pm

    Brother's best friend beats that easily. But I think anyone's little sister wins automatically

  • 61 69
    Submitted by doubledurka on Apr 3, 10 at 10:27am

    Ex-wifes sister... just sayin

  • 66 79
    Submitted by snowbernard on Apr 3, 10 at 2:30am

    This a contest to you? Think about your " best friend "

  • 66 79
    Submitted by meisthecutie on Apr 3, 10 at 1:07am

    I don't get it. What's happening to his best friends brother?

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Miss06 on Apr 2, 10 at 11:13pm

    Best friend's sister. \nXD(:

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Slogan on Apr 2, 10 at 11:40pm

    Been there. Dating that.

    • 55 64
      Submitted by yellowlove on Apr 6, 10 at 1:58am

      saammmeee; been there, done that MAANNYY times. ;)

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Daylee95 on Nov 22, 10 at 3:25pm

    I've been with my \nBest friends brother,\nsame best friend's best friend,\nand now the best friend,\nWho is also my other best friend's ex boyfriend..\nHe surprisingly doesn't mind.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by ohdshizzles on Apr 8, 10 at 3:19am

    ex girlfriends older brother =]

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 12:08pm

    Girlfriends ex stepmom. Beat that.

  • 73 97
    Submitted by amorous on Apr 3, 10 at 1:45am

    Um stepbrother! Beat that!

  • 58 68
    Submitted by psydog on Apr 3, 10 at 10:34am

    Best friends mom.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by AnDo35 on Apr 6, 10 at 12:41am

    Ex boyfriend's MILF ;) yea I'm a girl

  • 63 82
    Submitted by grumpybarry on Apr 3, 10 at 6:01pm

    Best friend when he was separated from his wife.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 11:04am

    Yeah seriously, how do these lame texts get on here? All the awesome ones I submit never get posted! WTF?

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Arnold on Apr 4, 10 at 12:06am

    Younger sister and older sister. I'm still with her though. Family get togethers are a bit awkward.:(

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 10:28pm

    How is this even remotely funny?

  • 56 71
    Submitted by xxcourtnayxx on Apr 6, 10 at 4:16pm

    Boyfriends 2 best friends

  • 63 85
    Submitted by prtytime on Apr 3, 10 at 12:11pm

    Boyfriends brother.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 1:11am

    On her bed. Beat that.

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Wrath on Apr 3, 10 at 6:22am

    Best friends sister and gf!!! That's was my night

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Garner on Apr 3, 10 at 5:45am

    Best friend's brother and dad. Beat THAT. Nah, just kidding. But hundreds of other people have done it. What did you think you would win?

  • 58 80
    Submitted by incubus on Apr 4, 10 at 11:11pm

    eiffel towered best friend's girlfriend. then nailed his wife a year later.

  • 59 82
    Submitted by UMparty on Apr 3, 10 at 8:03pm

    haha done this twice now

  • 51 67
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Apr 5, 10 at 5:46pm

    Whore!!!

  • 56 77
    Submitted by CAAF on Apr 3, 10 at 10:43am

    How does this s#%t get on TFLN?

  • 54 73
    Submitted by boomersoon on Apr 3, 10 at 12:58am

    Noone givezushit.

  • 62 90
    Submitted by JuJuBee33 on Apr 3, 10 at 1:23am

    oooooo me too and he is 5 years younger. gotta keep that one under my hat

  • 60 86
    Submitted by minihoodehoo on Apr 2, 10 at 11:40pm

    Yea well big ol titys ha!

  • 54 75
    Submitted by dexter39 on Apr 4, 10 at 2:31am

    ex girlfriend's roommate! Beat THAT!

  • 53 73
    Submitted by heatheretttte on Apr 3, 10 at 2:27pm

    Been there done that... A couple times

  • 38 45
    Submitted by harimad on Nov 3, 11 at 9:59pm

    How about brothers best friend?

  • 52 73
    Submitted by monstrosity89 on Apr 3, 10 at 11:04pm

    My ex's two brothers and a new guy and his cousin. A few times seperately behind the new guys back and once together.

  • 55 81
    Submitted by llamaspiker on Apr 3, 10 at 11:26pm

    My grandmother. Beat you.

  • 42 59
    Submitted by TuRomeoSoy on Apr 7, 10 at 1:32am

    Best friends sexii sister

  • 59 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 12:11am

    I'm an 11th grader dating an 8th grader. My younger brother is in my girlfriend's grade, and they hate each other immensly. It can be pretty awkward around here...

  • 47 71
    Submitted by monie on Apr 3, 10 at 3:12am

    Cuuute!

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 3, 10 at 9:57am

    Nothing new there

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Daylee95 on Nov 22, 10 at 3:27pm

    I've been with my Best friends brother, the same best friend's best friend, and now the best friend, who is also my other best friend's ex boyfriend.. He surprisingly doesn't mind.

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 11:57pm

    Ex's brother

  • 46 75
    Submitted by beg4pie on Apr 3, 10 at 12:43am

    Hotwheels

  • 51 86
    Submitted by chillin21 on Apr 3, 10 at 12:04pm

    Gf aunt!

  • 56 96
    Submitted by ErikaJo on Apr 3, 10 at 1:17am

    Affair with married/expecting high school history teacher.... Haha BEAT THAT!

  • 55 94
    Submitted by TonyMontana on Apr 2, 10 at 10:17pm

    Lame

  • 42 72
    Submitted by WildFeathers on Apr 6, 10 at 4:27pm

    DAD's best friend

  • 49 89
    Submitted by [][][] on Apr 2, 10 at 10:21pm

    Hot wheels. But anyway, lame ass text.

  • 46 87
    Submitted by loismustdie on Apr 4, 10 at 5:47am

    Best friend's son

  • Submitted by JadeNikole on Apr 2, 10 at 11:19pm

    Im even with you. but my issue was I was 15, he was 22.

    • 51 79
      Submitted by Mizzou12 on Apr 3, 10 at 7:54am

      why dont you have a seat over there

      • 57 55
        Submitted by yellowlove on Apr 6, 10 at 2:00am

        i know what you feel...in the same boat.

  • 43 94
    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 13, 10 at 4:49pm

    Not sure which is best:\n\nGirlfriend's little sister?\n\nFiance's best friend from childhood?\n\nAnother fiance's TWO best friends?\n\nFraternity brother's wife?\n\nWife's THREE best friends?\n\nTough call...

  • 28 67
    Submitted by rich_nasty on Mar 13, 12 at 7:49pm

    Ex's sisters ex gf :)