Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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