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  • Submitted by hurtsogood on Oct 5, 12 at 5:42pm

    ...and if this was a chick she'd have at least 3 comments already labeling her as a slut.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 5, 12 at 6:19pm

      Butthurt? I like the inequality, I can cry my way out of tickets. Most men can't.

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      Submitted by lokidies on Oct 5, 12 at 7:49pm

      I'm guessing you're one of those sluts.

      • 46 32
        Submitted by gabraham on Oct 6, 12 at 4:19am

        yeah if you only knew son

  • 97 54
    Submitted by bombsquad907 on Oct 5, 12 at 4:13pm

    lol this is the 2nd use of the DENNIS system I have seen on TFLN. win

  • 78 42
    Submitted by armchairguru on Oct 5, 12 at 11:24pm

    GApeach sold Sylvia Plath her oven.

  • 76 39
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 6, 12 at 3:35am

    D:emostrate value, E:ngage physically, N:urture independence, N:eglect emotional, I:nspire hope, S:eperate entirely

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    Submitted by alicelove2009 on Oct 5, 12 at 4:17pm

    Absolutely Brilliant. Well Done.

  • 66 47
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 5, 12 at 6:11pm

    Dennis?

    • 51 35
      Submitted by whoudini on Oct 5, 12 at 6:53pm

      from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." Read about it and you may feel a bit scarred for life as a female

    • 44 34
      Submitted by Soccerga on Oct 5, 12 at 8:18pm

      You can google it, or search d.e.n.n.i.s. On tfln and one of the comments on the one defines it

  • 51 30
    Submitted by daintygooch on Oct 8, 12 at 7:41pm

    Mad props for\nUsing the DENNIS system.

  • 59 46
    Submitted by GMH66 on Oct 5, 12 at 9:27pm

    Double points if you we're listening to "Take My Breath Away" while you did it. Just like Dennis Reynolds.

  • 56 45
    Submitted by stikybriches on Oct 5, 12 at 6:44pm

    Fucking great reference

  • 51 37
    Submitted by d801 on Oct 6, 12 at 10:09am

    if they went family style on you, the reading that would have a point. try harder

  • 47 33
    Submitted by quimbeezy on Oct 7, 12 at 8:01am

    Touché

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Armydude on Oct 5, 12 at 5:07pm

    Well done sir, I applaud you

  • 47 37
    Submitted by texted on Oct 6, 12 at 11:17am

    U r missing the hilarity of Dennis-ing someone. Awesome

  • 50 45
    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Oct 5, 12 at 10:20pm

    This is amazing.

  • 50 54
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 5, 12 at 6:30pm

    I have an uncle Dennis.

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    Submitted by highasballs on Nov 30, 12 at 5:12pm

    Best post on this site ever haha! Oh and I think stonerchick69 is awesome! You be proud and we could 69 whenever you like!

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    Submitted by lokidies on Oct 5, 12 at 7:44pm

    I'm guessing you're a slut and hate being called out on the slutty things you do? How often do you see men having 5 women tested on maury to see which is his baby momma?

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      Submitted by stonerchick69 on Oct 5, 12 at 9:20pm

      wow. think about that for a second. you're an idiot. stop calling people sluts on the internet and go read a book.

    • 54 31
      Submitted by Pronfairy on Oct 5, 12 at 10:49pm

      Calm the hell down, don't be trolling. Nobody likes trolls, you keep it up and you'll be second to 88 on this site.