Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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