My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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