people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
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I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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