is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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