why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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