do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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