I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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