I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
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I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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