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  • 96 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:24pm

    HHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAH NO hahahah It doesnt! thats quality

  • 81 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 6:54pm

    to-may-to, to-mah-to?

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:01pm

    I don't get it. Tom ate toe?

  • 77 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:03am

    hahaha this cracked me up

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:42pm

    no, tom ate dick, havent you seen freddy got fingered?

  • 73 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 8:51pm

    hahaha i enjoyed this one... =]

  • 56 61
    Submitted by IcedMango on Nov 6, 10 at 4:39am

    I think it's weird how I knew she was texting it in two accents

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:41pm

    Dammit, I've done that with Potato...

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:16am

    if you know how to spell it works just fine

  • 69 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:37am

    that is how you spell it 11:16...

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 9:45pm

    I always type what 7:54 said (specifically).

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Skibadeebee on Aug 30, 10 at 1:30am

    I sent this exact message to my friend before this......

  • 68 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 7:44pm

    haven't i read this before?

  • 65 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 6:23pm

    I got that almost same exact text message earlier today :] But from a different state//area code.

  • 65 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 6:34pm

    i actually liked this one... it's not super funny, but it's different from the rest of the texts...

  • 45 54
    Submitted by UnicornPlate on Dec 25, 10 at 1:19am

    When I read it for the first time, the little narrator in my head said "toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe"

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 6:03pm

    hahahahahahahahahaha

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:52pm

    toemaytoe, toemahtoe?

  • 59 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 6:06pm

    tomato, tomatoe * works very well.

  • 53 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 7:54pm

    tomayto, tomahto? lol

  • 53 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:44am

    11:16 ruined all the fun. asshole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:20pm

    hahaha i've done this before.