He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
id be glad to
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Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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