Joe is yelling at the trees again.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I think my moral compass just broke
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