i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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