i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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