he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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