He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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