Got a toothbrush?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Do plants get herpes?
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