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  • Submitted by Bloomfield on Jan 11, 12 at 10:22am

    What's a little Syphalis among friends?

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 11, 12 at 11:07am

    Not getting invited to these parties mades me happy I earned an engineering degree.

  • Submitted by theoldguy on Jan 11, 12 at 11:15am

    I can only hope you mistakenly sent this to your father so he could be so proud of his little girl.

  • Submitted by cpt_obvious on Jan 11, 12 at 11:38am

    Winning the slutfest... Because those girls know that's the only achievement they'll ever be able to actually get.

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    Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 11, 12 at 12:27pm

    The winner gets a free doctor appointment and a lifetime reputation of Cum Dumpster!

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    Submitted by Vilexxica on Jan 11, 12 at 7:51pm

    This is how herpes epidemics start.

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    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 11, 12 at 2:17pm

    The tie-breaker will be the depth to which each penis is engulfed, added together, then divided by the overall number of penises. (peni?)

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    Submitted by lahm on Jan 11, 12 at 9:59am

    And you wounder why men fuss about they're penis size ^^

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      Submitted by bigman on Jan 11, 12 at 11:27am

      any girl that says "size doesnt matter" has either never been with a guy who had a significantly larger (or smaller) than average dick (and was decent with it) or just flat out lying. Its more that "size doesnt matter...AS MUCH as guys think it does." Put it this way say you have a sub. After all is said and done and the sammich was prepared half-way decently would it really make "THAT" much of a difference if it was 1" longer or shorter...So yes si

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        Submitted by queencity92 on Jan 11, 12 at 12:28pm

        i know someone with a little dick

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    Submitted by onlycouchpullout on Jan 12, 12 at 2:01am

    @lahm it it mostly because of women due to the fact most women do not want a guy with a little smoky or cheese wheel nor do all women want a stomach tickler either. I have found from past experience that it is best from the guy with the above average in both length and width.

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    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Jan 11, 12 at 9:56am

    Whoever get AIDS first wins!

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    Submitted by jmers_25 on Jan 11, 12 at 5:56pm

    Lol... Like it really happened? Where's the laughter haha

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    Submitted by sunshine1114 on Jan 12, 12 at 8:27am

    Mad physicist: there's nothing wrong with being sexually liberated, but you have to be doing it for your enjoyment. Clearly these girls have serious self-esteem issues, and they feel they need serious attention and approval.

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    Submitted by mad2physicist on Jan 12, 12 at 1:25am

    I think it is great that these people have chosen to use their sexuality in a non-standard way, and all of you who think everyone should live their personal lives the way you do should stfu, however...\nShouldn't there be an equivalent contest to see which guy delivers the most orgasms or something?

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    Submitted by D71 on Jan 11, 12 at 10:10am

    I'd like to volunteer my penis!