I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
so much tequila, so little girl.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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